How did the hammerhead do on the Math exam? He nailed it.What happened when the shark got famous? He became a starfish.What kind of shark likes to gamble? A card shark.What do you call the stuff caught in a great white shark’s teeth? Slow swimmers.What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman? Frostbite.
Their skin feels like sandpaper, and if you flip them on their back they fall into a trance.
They’ve roamed the ocean for more than 450 million years, and although they’re the tough guys of the ocean, they don’t even have bones. And we get the obsession! Sharks are not only the apex predator of the sea, but they’re also really interesting. But even before the phenomena that is Pinkfong’s “Baby Shark” song became the toddler ear-worm it is today, kids - and adults alike - have been fascinated by all things shark. Let’s face it: “Baby Shark” is a fact of life.